Oh Lars...

After making poor Kiki wish she'd been swallowed by the Earth in that now infamous Cannes press conference, and then coming through for her by helping her get one of the most prestigious acting awards in the world, Lars von Trier gave one of his most awesome interviews ever to Anne Thompson.

The interview is filled with amazing von Trierisms, my favorite of all being when he talked about Pé choosing Pirates of the Caribbean 4 over his little film:

It’s happened to me before this, these big actresses think that ‘ok he can just wait for me,’ which of course I could. But my problem, compared to other directors, is that I can’t work on more than one thing at a time. And that means that I should wait three quarters of a year doing nothing. So I chose to try something else.

Bless his mad genius heart. Read the whole interview here.

Crush of the Week.

Style Sunday.

Doesn't she look pretty when she stays away from black? The unusual color of this Jenny Packham dress make Angelina Jolie look adorable. Her paleness contrasted to the vibrant red hues of this gown make for a quite pleasant sight. Gotta love her simple choice of hair and makeup too.

Up and coming girl Jessica Chastain seems to be getting ready for the imminent red carpets she'll be crossing all awards season long. She stars in the Palme d'Or winner The Tree of Life and is looking the movie star part already. This stunning Roland Mouret dress not only highlights her gorgeous figure, it's also a work of art in itself. Mouret's taste for architectural dresses is quite evident in this, but notice the amazing color blocks. The turquoise and yellow look amazing combined with Chastain's lush red hair. Can't wait to see more of her in red carpets!

LOSER

Do you want to known as a loser

hell no...

no one will

But loser is not just about weird face

ridiculous name

or you're not win a game 

Loser is....

when you gave up

when you scared about new things

when you allowed somebody

to tell you what he thinks about you

when you dont love your self

and changed it to somebody elses

when you see everything negative

when you doing all mistakes

and you busy to search somebody to blame

when you believed your self

not gonna wins anything in your life

then, you are proven to be

LOSER

comedy tragedy

I wanna share my private opinion 

about comedy

it's not funny when you mocked 

their physical condition

(you're not perfect at all)

it's not funny when you pushed

others to giant things

though it's harmless

(imagine your kids pushing 

their friend to a solid table)

it's not funny when you changed

yourself into different gender

(being gay is not a joke)

it's not funny when you scream

during the show

(this is a comedy show, freak)

and absolutely not funny when you compose

all above into one comedy show

(It's a disaster show)

cannibal

I watched a giant screen in front of me

they say, this is the tribe that cannibal

is in their culture

I'm so excited to listening the host

when he try to get along with them

and find out about cannibalism

We can say, that their culture is horrible

but, is it true ?

that they more horrible than us

how about the system in the country

that guaranteed the rich getting richer

and the poor getting poorer

or when we do anything we could

to knock down somebody

It might not as the same as 

we ate their flesh

but the damage is pretty the same

so whether in tribal or modern society

cannibalism became culture

Sheet-y Saturday.

Where we take a look at posters for upcoming features.

Are you a big fan of The Muppets? I can't really say I am, they didn't define my childhood or anything and I barely remember their movies. However I can see their appeal, they're utterly adorable. The one thing that really freaks me out about this poster is their legs. As far as I remember, we never really see their legs right? They're freaking puppets! To be honest if I saw them walking down the street towards me, I'd run scared. The tagline doesn't help either. This poster might haunt young children for weeks.

Gotta love the character posters for X-Men: First Class. I'm particularly infatuated with this one, not only because January Jones is freaking gorgeous, but also cause she's dressed like a Victoria's Secret model! This is such a shout out to all the horny geeks who will flock to this movie and for one I say, let 'em have it!

Scared of the Muppets' legs too? Would you rather see January's?

Excuse Me While I Have an Orgasm.

This will be fucking unbelievable, won't it?

Breillat Day!

Head over to the awesome PopMatters and check out my review for Fat Girl. I was so pleased to write about this one, cause well, I love it...

when we get old

when we get old

can we give this big smile

like a handsome old man above

I bet, this old man

really happy with his long journey

sure, there a lot mistakes

here and there

but still..in the end

he can give this smile

to the world

Can we ????

when at the same time

when we still young

it's need a big effort

to gave a sincere smile

to others

a happy aeroplane

by : teguh wahyudi

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disability

what do you know about disability ?

somebody who cannot see 

or we called it blind

somebody who cannot hear

or we called it deaf

or somebody who loose another

part of their body

Well your perspective same with me

but one day, the fact told me

that it is wrong

I got a story when I participate

a long walk in my hood

I saw this girl with no foot

joined this event too

though she need a tool

to walk

or when I watch down syndrome kids

wearing pom pom

and starting to dance

with they passion

Are they disability or handicap

I dont think so

cause they bring they effort

to do what normal man can do

and us...or me

with this very beautiful and complete body

sometime we still complained about something

and that's what I called disability

when we struggle to do it

but we decide to give up

Trailer: The Unleashed.

Check out the trailer for this Canadian horror film. World premiere is next month, so if you're up in Canada be sure to give it a try.

I personally enjoy watching new filmmakers try to deal with horror movies, I am rarely scared by them, but it's the one genre that truly needs to be refreshed to make new movies become iconic. When's the last time a horror movie actually scared you?

For more info on this film, see their Facebook page.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides *

Director: Rob Marshall

Cast: Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush

Ian McShane, Kevin McNally, Sam Claflin

Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey, Richard Griffiths

Given how excruciatingly terrible the two last installments of the Pirates of the Caribbean saga had been, it was perhaps reasonable to expect that a fourth chapter would only be created in order to improve the series. This wasn't the case. On Stranger Tides in fact might be the worst of them all and if you've seen the other ones, you understand this is saying a lot.

Johnny Depp is back to play Captain Jack Sparrow, by this point however he seems to have become so uninterested in the character that he plays him on autopilot. Sparrow still delivers witty lines and acts like he's drunk; however by now his quirks have just become preposterous and fail to add shades to this character.

This time around Sparrow gets dragged into an expedition to find the Fountain of Youth that Ponce de León had set out to find two centuries before. Sparrow's expedition is led by the evil Blackbeard (McShane) and his newfound daughter Angelica (Cruz) who also happens to be Jack's former flame.

Of course things won't be just that easy for Sparrow and crew, given that two other teams have set out to find the fountain. One of them is led by Sparrow's perpetual enemy Hector Barbossa (Rush), the other by Spanish conquistadors. Somewhere within the movie there are inklings of a political statement meant to have been suggested with these multicultural races towards advancement.

This might be looking too much into the film's flawed screenplay though, given that so little happens over such a long time that your mind might wander and try to find things to rescue about this production.

Many questions might arise, like: why does such an expensive film feel so cheap at every turn? The visual effects fail to impress and at moments look almost dated. What are actors like McShane, Rush, Depp and Cruz doing in such a film?

Rush as usual injects Barbossa with a manic wickedness, while McShane is given so little to do and it's such a shame given his talent for delivering villains. Cruz remains enjoyable throughout the movie and is perhaps the only cast member who never seems to get bored by the ridiculous levels the plot reaches. She somehow seems to be having fun and in one of her last scenes is even able to find something that feels like an emotional core of sorts.

The biggest enigma in the film though, might be why is it so dull? From the beginning, when it throws complexly choreographed sequences at us (one even contains a Judi Dench cameo!), everything feels like something we've seen a million times before and never really liked to begin with.

While the first installment in the series brilliantly exploited the film's amusement park origins, this one feels like a very long ride down an attraction someone forgot to make fun. How can something so big, be so little fun?

Despite the film's loudness, it's almost impossible not to drift while watching it. Perhaps director Marshall tried to see too much into these characters and situations? For there is not a single character who doesn't suggest a richer backstory than they deserve (something Angelica mentions about a convent might've been a better movie than this one...) and for all these comments about past stories we get truly ridiculous attempts at humanizing these people even more. Marshall then gives us a boorish love story between a missionary (Claflin) and a mermaid (Bergès-Frisbe). He's looking for faith, she's not one of "god's creatures" and before long we have even more winks about religion by way of the conquistadors who speak exactly three Spanish words in the film.

There's dozens of plot holes, setpieces that go on and on and on without any purpose and an overall disturbing feeling of coins falling into Disney's own treasure chest. Not even Cruz's own phenomenal chest makes this any better.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides drags for so long, giving so little that by its end you will wish you found the fountain of youth, if only to recover the hours you lost watching this.

She Talks!

See Kiki win! I'm so happy about this award!

noir. inc

by : teguh wahyudi

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Perfect Leader

I miss a perfect leader

the one that gonna lead my country

with no hesitation

but doesnt have the gutt

to corrupt or cover a corruptor

who have the firm

to choose whether it is right or wrong

who have a million

of ashamed

and doesnt gave a shit

about imaging him self

always think of the people

the poor and the haves

and never of his interest

or his party

where he belong to

who always think hard

how to make this country better

and not be abused by others

and always think of our hero

give them a proper shelter

I missed that guy

from more than 300 million of people

I dont doubt, someday i found it

I hope

fair enuff

it's not i don't grateful enough to be a woman

but even another woman not fair enough to others

like, when she tells me about a man kisses another woman

and she just said that it's okay

cause it's doing by a boy

that makes me questioning

how about me that kisses another boy

will my parents slapped me

will they said that I'm embarrassing them

I know the answer

Yes they will

I take my lesson

doing wrong is not always doing mistakes

maybe, doing wrong is

take a look whose do that

and we'll figure out

whether we are right or wrong

and it's happening

in 2011

can you imagine ????

Style Sunday.

I am so happy that Kirsten Dunst finally decided to dress like a movie star! She has been flawless for the entirety of the Cannes Film Festival and this Chanel Couture is more than enough proof of it.

The thing with Kiki is that she has an awkward body posture, she still stands like a teenager and often hunches as if trying to hide her breasts. This is kinda cute when you think about it but when she pairs it with disastrous gowns, she just looks psycho.

The simplicity of this Chanel design seems to make Kiki feel right at home, gotta love that she went with black stilettos to finish her look and also did stunning hair and makeup.

Best part of all? She ended up going home with the coolest accessory ever...

...the Best Actress award (not Edgar Ramírez...)

What's your take on Kiki's style evolution? Did you like her more as a crazy bag lady or is this new, more serious Ms. Dunst working better for you?

imagination

by : teguh wahyudi

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ashamed

last night would be the embarrassing moment

for us to be citizen

where man in suit

looks like

a bunch of kindergarten 

fight for a candy

and honestly...

kindergarten much better than they are

man in suit seems to forgot

what the purposes of the event

what they only remember is

they interest

they totally forgot that a lot of

children with potential

looking for what they work in

Maybe this is the right time for me to say

I'm so ashamed being Indonesian

Question.

Can someone explain to me how does Pé go from this (i.e. sartorial perfection!)

to this?

...all frumpy and matronly? Both are Armani Privé but she should honestly stop with the black Sophia Loren dresses! She's still so young and sexy!

hell NO

hell no, better take that shit somewhere else

please, not here

you wanna know, what THAT SHIT means to me

it's about a man

that work in a, we can say

one of government institutions

what he did on you tube

is only lipsync an Indian song

that already famed by Sharukh Khan

and you know, what he gets now

not only life under microcospic 

like a celebrity

(remember me, he did not do anything

but lipsync)

and then, he got a house

just by doing that

HELL NO guys

I know a lot of real hero

deserved what he got

like a veteran

or the dont have

or somebody else but him

damn, is this the country that I lived

????????

Me Tarzan, You Horny.

One of my favorite things about Pre-code movies is how freaking erotic they are. Tarzan the Ape Man is most definitely no exception. How could it? When it featured the lovely Maureen O'Sullivan as Jane and the amazingly sexy Johnny Weismuller as Tarzan.

During my favorite sequence, Jane has been frolicking with Tarzan over tree tops and vines. However we have had no truly obvious inkling of them having actual sexual intercourse. We know Jane wants it, given that she barely refuses to be kidnapped by the ape man and we know Tarzan must be tired of fooling around with hairier mammals.

As Tarzan takes a dip in a pond, Jane looks from the outside begging him not to drag her in.

Why? She doesn't want to get wet. Yes, wet, literally and take that in any other way you want. Remember the context...Hollywood was naughty back then.

Jane fails.

Tarzan pulls her into the water and her look of delight is simply a joy to watch.

Neither of them can wait to get out of the water and head over to their cave though, which leads to my favorite shot in the entire movie...

We see how Jane has completely surrendered to lust and desire. She relaxes watching her reflection on the pond, completely drenched and hopefully quite satisfied. O'Sullivan's performance in this movie has an amount of horniness that only rivals Kim Hunter in A Streetcar Named Desire and Anne Baxter, well, in anything she starred in.

Gotta love the fact that the art direction in this particular moment is so freaking sexual. We have the leopard skin, the smoothness of the water and Jane is lying on something that might as well be a giant penis.

And when Tarzan finally returns, Jane is surely ready for more.

Would you blame her?

This post is part of Nat's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" series.

Cheater

nuff said about cheater

well...you go girl !!!

LIE

Lie

whether is a white or the big one

Lie is still a lie

but who never committed to a lie

 Like when a husband told the wife

that her dishes is delicious

but it's horrible

or when your mom told that you are not gain weight

when actually you are gained 10 pounds

but, this is a white lie

I remembered met a girl

that her life is mysterious

cause we don't know is it true or not

Like, when she tell that her boyfriend died

only she told us the cemetery 

in five different places

and thats a big lie

But, how we can differenciate this

all of is a lie

when you cover it with one lie

and the rest of your life will need

a thousands lie to covered it

mirror

girl, let be honest when was the last time

 we have the guts to look in the mirror

our naked body

and not just look

but aware of ourselves

not just the beauty in the skin

but a little deeper

when the last time you said

"Wow I got a hot body"

and that is

no another comment about

your thigh, your fat

when the last time you said

"I am beautiful"

without thinking about a little nose job

lyposuction or silicone on your lips

I guess when we still kids

when we dont know the rules of beauty

So, do we really need mirror

the place where we can find just

the bad side of our body

I Dont Think So

why do you love me ?

I remember when I think about love

I used to be afraid that someday

he will leave me for somebody

more beautiful than me

More I think that way

the more I realize that it is possible

 sure, there is more than a billion woman

more beautiful than me

then I realize

if he chasing me just for my face

let be honest

He wont fall in love with me

Later, when we argue about stuff

little to big stuff

When I get very emotional

I think maybe "over it" is a lot easier

but, is it a lot easier ?

or maybe I dont grow up as an adult 

the more I spent my time with him

the more I realize it took a constant commitment

 to love somebody

to accept who he is

just the way he is

and when another time we argue

I will think

why do I love him

The Man Who Wasn't Here.

Apparently I decided to neglect my poor site again but that doesn't mean I haven't been writing.

I'm featured twice today at the fabulous The Film Experience.

First, I discuss Meryl and then Nat rescued me from an afternoon of hard work under the sun (not literally but I'm in drama queen mood) to talk about fashion! I could not refuse, especially because we talked about Cannes' red carpet.

So, go read me!

Style Sunday.

Pé's back!

After a string of red carpet disappointments, which I'll attribute to postpartum disorientation, the Spanish beauty has began to command red carpets the world over, while she promotes the new Pirates movie.

In Russia, she was a winter delight in this simple Emilio Pucci pencil dress. You gotta love Pucci's use of snowflakes as pattern and remarkably, despite how it all screams cliché (bows and snow in Russia, really?), Pé actually looks hot! Yay for the return of the bangs too!

Now on to the sunny Cannes, she goes for one of Stella McCartney's form fitting designs. The simplicity of this dress truly highlight the hard work Pé must've been doing to get rid of the baby weight. She looks absolutely fabulous! The loose hair works wonders for her too.

Then finally, she really blows our minds in this beautifully detailed nude and lilac gown from Marchesa. Love how the appliqués and embroideries seem to have been glued to her curvaceous body and despite the oddity of the shoulder puffs, she pulls off a stunning mermaid look that's sure to send her all the way to year end lists as one of 2011's best looks...

...and the bangs? Just wow!

Had you missed Pé as much as I did?